Typically Sunday is thought to be a day of rest but let's face it, for an unemployed slug like Richard, most days are kind of like Sunday's. Usually he sleeps in until noon and then drags his ass out of bed long enough to make coffee and turn on the TV or his computer. But today he is rudely woken up at 8:30am by his alarm so that he can meet Max at the gym for 9am.
He's still half asleep and as he looks around the gym for his friend he resembles a mole rat, one who has popped up from a long slumber underground only to look bleary eyed up at the sun.
"Jesus. Are all these people on speed?" He muses out loud as he looks at all the gym-goers who are already working out on the floor. It's the only thing that makes sense right? Who naturally has this much energy?
If he's being honest, Max was half expecting Richard to try and bail out - but he receives no such text or call, and thus, here he is, arriving on the main gym floor just a minute or so after him. He gives a few of the other men and women there a nod or a greeting, but soon he's clapping Richard on the shoulder.
"Y'alright, sunshine? Glad you made it."
It's clear the poor guy's still half asleep, but Max doesn't have torture planned for him; he'll go easy on him. He wants him to come back, after all.
The thought of bailing did occur to Richard and the night before their meet up he even drafted a text to send but after reading it out loud he realized it made him sound extra pathetic and even more of an asshole than usual so he deleted it and set his alarm instead.
"Not really, I'm getting tired just looking at these people." He says dryly and follows Max further into the gym, feeling very much like an outsider. Everyone is dressed in tight yoga pants, crop top bras, muscle shirts and shorts and here he is in an old pair of black sweat pants and a band T-shirt that has a stain at the bottom.
"How often are you here?" Because it seems that Max knows quite a few of the others which would imply he's a regular.
If it helps much, Max is wearing much the same; sweats, a tee that's certainly seen better days. It's not his usual attire most of the time, but then this isn't a usual session for him. This is for Richard, and everything he can do to help him feel less like a sore thumb, the better.
"Four times a week. One lower body day, one upper, two full. Bit of cardio on all of them, sorted. But you don't need to do all that to see benefits from it, I just enjoy it. Bit of time to myself, doing somethin' for myself. Feels good."
He leads him past rows of treadmills, off to the far corner where the free weights and mats are neatly laid out, clean and organised.
"I'm not gonna be cruel and chuck you on the stairmaster for forty minutes; we'll get you warmed up a bit, see what kind of weight you can comfortably hold, and go from there. Give me your best effort for half an hour, and there's coffee in it for you."
If Richard knew that Max had tried to dress down for him he would appreciate it, although he would also argue that even in sweats and an old t-shirt Max looks like a model for a fireman's calendar and not an average joe.
"FOUR times A WEEK!" Richard exclaims loudly, causing a few people to look at them curiously as they head over to the free weight corner.
"Guess that explains why you're built like a brick shit-house." He muses as he peers at the weights, "And I appreciate you not making me climb stairs. I would probably puke my guts out if you did."
A pause and then, "Uh. So. How do I get warmed up?"
(ooc: PLEASE KNOW that Max being a firefighter/becoming one to sell calendars is a running joke for him on plurk, so that made me laugh out loud )
The exclamation only makes him snort. "Some of this lot are here every day, four days is pretty average."
He doesn't need to tell him that a big part of his session involves hauling 350lb sandbags about or deadlifting near double that. The quantity of sessions is average; the content is fucking mental.
"A lot've it's genetic - something like 70%, I dunno. My sister's the scientist." And then, in reply to Richard's next question, comes the part that so many people hate doing in front of others. Easy enough to get into a set once you've got the weights in hand, but warming up can feel like you're back in P.E class.
Max just starts rolling his shoulders back, motioning for Richard to copy him.
"Just start with thirty seconds-ish of these one way, then again going the other way. Some of these you'll feel like a bit of a pillock, but it's important."
And then it's arm circles, band pull-aparts with a resistance band, thoracic twists, and some unfortunately named shoulder-dislocates. The usual, all easy enough, but also telling about his general upper mobility.
Claurant's already in the throes of cooking by the time the front door opens, wine opened and a glass poured for himself on the counter, half-full and only half-abandoned. He's just about to turn and grab another sip of it when he hears Richard's voice, setting the glass back down and moving the pan off the stove so he can greet him properly.
"There you are — oh." He pauses, tilting his head as he gets a better look at him. "You really did pass out in an iHop parking lot, didn't you? Did you sleep at all? Properly, I mean."
"You're welcome," he says with a cheeky grin. Claurant takes the jacket before it hits his sofa, taking it over to the coat rack by the door before he waltzes his way back towards the kitchen, crooking a finger to invite Richard to follow.
"Close enough. I thought you were about to say you'd only gotten your rest in a parking lot."
"I do. Or my daughter does. One of us tries to cook every night if we're home, but it's a matter of — if we're home. She's gallivanting off with her little friends again today, so, we have the house to ourselves. Isn't that fun?" Claurant turns to put the pan back onto the stove, glancing over his shoulder towards him. "You can pour yourself a glass of wine if you'd like. Unless you want me to pour it for you?"
Richard honestly still doesn't know how or why Lois has agreed to go out for drinks with him but he isn't about to ask in case it fucks everything up, he rarely has anyone let alone anyone as gorgeous as her saying yes to such things so instead he just shows up at the Two Parrots a few mins after 8pm wearing what he hopes is casual but suitable attire for such a date.
I mean, if it is a date. He's really not sure if it is or not, he hopes it is and he tells his heart to stop beating so hard when he sees Lois sitting at a little table near the back.
"Uh hey." He says once he is close enough that she looks up. "You been waiting long?"
Lois meant what she said about wanting to keep things casual. She’s not thinking of this as a date. More just drinks with a guy whom she wants to get to know better. After getting a bit carried away with their sexting the other night, Lois thinks she ought to at least give Richard a chance. It was… surprisingly enjoyable.
She’s wearing what she wore to work that day, a white shirt with black pants and a black vest and her chunky loafers. When he approaches, she looks up at him from her bottle of beer.
“Hey. Not too long.” Lois smiles at him. “Nice jacket.”
“It is,” she confirms. “I keep myself busy.” Lois could do less, but that’s not the type of person that she is. Her work is her life.
“I’m looking into the unsolved murder of a gas station owner from three years ago. The police think it was a robbery gone wrong, but I’ve uncovered some things that are making me think differently.”
[Richard shrugs off the old beaten up leather bomber jacket he's wearing and hangs it up before standing in the kitchen archway to watch Richard work in the kitchen.]
Do you always leave your doors unlocked? That's a good way to killed you know.
for @writorwrong (tfln gym day continued)
Date: 2025-11-17 10:59 pm (UTC)Typically Sunday is thought to be a day of rest but let's face it, for an unemployed slug like Richard, most days are kind of like Sunday's. Usually he sleeps in until noon and then drags his ass out of bed long enough to make coffee and turn on the TV or his computer. But today he is rudely woken up at 8:30am by his alarm so that he can meet Max at the gym for 9am.
He's still half asleep and as he looks around the gym for his friend he resembles a mole rat, one who has popped up from a long slumber underground only to look bleary eyed up at the sun.
"Jesus. Are all these people on speed?" He muses out loud as he looks at all the gym-goers who are already working out on the floor. It's the only thing that makes sense right? Who naturally has this much energy?
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Date: 2025-11-18 02:07 pm (UTC)"Y'alright, sunshine? Glad you made it."
It's clear the poor guy's still half asleep, but Max doesn't have torture planned for him; he'll go easy on him. He wants him to come back, after all.
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Date: 2025-11-18 08:24 pm (UTC)"Not really, I'm getting tired just looking at these people." He says dryly and follows Max further into the gym, feeling very much like an outsider. Everyone is dressed in tight yoga pants, crop top bras, muscle shirts and shorts and here he is in an old pair of black sweat pants and a band T-shirt that has a stain at the bottom.
"How often are you here?" Because it seems that Max knows quite a few of the others which would imply he's a regular.
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Date: 2025-11-18 09:34 pm (UTC)"Four times a week. One lower body day, one upper, two full. Bit of cardio on all of them, sorted. But you don't need to do all that to see benefits from it, I just enjoy it. Bit of time to myself, doing somethin' for myself. Feels good."
He leads him past rows of treadmills, off to the far corner where the free weights and mats are neatly laid out, clean and organised.
"I'm not gonna be cruel and chuck you on the stairmaster for forty minutes; we'll get you warmed up a bit, see what kind of weight you can comfortably hold, and go from there. Give me your best effort for half an hour, and there's coffee in it for you."
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Date: 2025-11-18 09:55 pm (UTC)"FOUR times A WEEK!" Richard exclaims loudly, causing a few people to look at them curiously as they head over to the free weight corner.
"Guess that explains why you're built like a brick shit-house." He muses as he peers at the weights, "And I appreciate you not making me climb stairs. I would probably puke my guts out if you did."
A pause and then, "Uh. So. How do I get warmed up?"
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Date: 2025-11-18 10:16 pm (UTC)The exclamation only makes him snort. "Some of this lot are here every day, four days is pretty average."
He doesn't need to tell him that a big part of his session involves hauling 350lb sandbags about or deadlifting near double that. The quantity of sessions is average; the content is fucking mental.
"A lot've it's genetic - something like 70%, I dunno. My sister's the scientist." And then, in reply to Richard's next question, comes the part that so many people hate doing in front of others. Easy enough to get into a set once you've got the weights in hand, but warming up can feel like you're back in P.E class.
Max just starts rolling his shoulders back, motioning for Richard to copy him.
"Just start with thirty seconds-ish of these one way, then again going the other way. Some of these you'll feel like a bit of a pillock, but it's important."
And then it's arm circles, band pull-aparts with a resistance band, thoracic twists, and some unfortunately named shoulder-dislocates. The usual, all easy enough, but also telling about his general upper mobility.
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From:for @fathersonspirit (tfln continued)
Date: 2025-12-02 06:20 pm (UTC)He said half an hour but it's more like 40 mins when Richard actually shows up, looking a little worse for wear considering his previous evening.
"Hellooo?" He calls out as he opens the unlocked door. "Avon calling!"
Re: for @fathersonspirit (tfln continued)
Date: 2025-12-04 03:26 pm (UTC)"There you are — oh." He pauses, tilting his head as he gets a better look at him. "You really did pass out in an iHop parking lot, didn't you? Did you sleep at all? Properly, I mean."
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Date: 2025-12-04 06:38 pm (UTC)"And if by properly you mean in a bed? No. But I did take a nap on my couch for a bit."
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Date: 2025-12-05 12:28 pm (UTC)"Close enough. I thought you were about to say you'd only gotten your rest in a parking lot."
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Date: 2025-12-05 11:55 pm (UTC)"Smells pretty decent." A lie, it actually smells amazing but he doesn't want Claurant getting too cocky. "You always cook like this?"
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From:for @superjournalist (tfln drinks continued)
Date: 2025-12-22 05:08 am (UTC)Richard honestly still doesn't know how or why Lois has agreed to go out for drinks with him but he isn't about to ask in case it fucks everything up, he rarely has anyone let alone anyone as gorgeous as her saying yes to such things so instead he just shows up at the Two Parrots a few mins after 8pm wearing what he hopes is casual but suitable attire for such a date.
I mean, if it is a date.
He's really not sure if it is or not, he hopes it is and he tells his heart to stop beating so hard when he sees Lois sitting at a little table near the back.
"Uh hey." He says once he is close enough that she looks up. "You been waiting long?"
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Date: 2025-12-22 02:53 pm (UTC)She’s wearing what she wore to work that day, a white shirt with black pants and a black vest and her chunky loafers. When he approaches, she looks up at him from her bottle of beer.
“Hey. Not too long.” Lois smiles at him. “Nice jacket.”
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Date: 2025-12-22 07:07 pm (UTC)He slides into the booth across from her, nodding at the beer.
"Good choice of beer, I went to their brewery last month."
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Date: 2025-12-23 01:13 am (UTC)“Yeah?” she asks. “I’ve actually wanted to go, but haven’t had a chance to yet. Work’s been busy.”
Fortunately, she likes what she does, so being busy isn’t the worst thing in the world.
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Date: 2025-12-23 01:24 am (UTC)"Chasing down leads, uncovering horrible secrets and the like? What are you currently working on?"
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Date: 2025-12-23 01:30 am (UTC)“I’m looking into the unsolved murder of a gas station owner from three years ago. The police think it was a robbery gone wrong, but I’ve uncovered some things that are making me think differently.”
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From:for @soicantlose (tfln continued)
Date: 2026-01-02 05:13 pm (UTC)[Richard shrugs off the old beaten up leather bomber jacket he's wearing and hangs it up before standing in the kitchen archway to watch Richard work in the kitchen.]
Do you always leave your doors unlocked? That's a good way to killed you know.
for @superjournalist (tfln jail continued)
Date: 2026-01-08 02:44 am (UTC)Just the satisfaction in knowing I'm making this up to you.
They don't usually but you'd be surprised at how forgetful cops can be when dealing with a naked guy, they didn't notice that I snuck my cellphone.
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Date: 2026-01-08 02:52 am (UTC)I don’t even want to know where the phone was.
Do I need to bring you some clothes?
No problem :)
Date: 2026-01-08 03:49 am (UTC)Hahaha! Don't worry, it wasn't up my ass.
Nah, they've given me some shit from the lost and found.
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Date: 2026-01-09 12:23 am (UTC)As long as you’re dressed, I guess.
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Date: 2026-01-09 01:48 am (UTC)But I'll happily have an orgasm.
I'm not dressed WELL but I am dressed.
See you soon?
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Date: 2026-01-09 02:01 am (UTC)Yeah. See you soon.
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